Monday, June 29, 2009
Nintendo = Judas
Nintendo whom if anyone ever gamed back in the day on the Nes, and Snes has no shocking news took a cosmic figurative Sepiroth's Katana and broke damage limit 99999 in our backs with the Wii console. Not only does it's controller frusrate even the most docile buddist monk, in all its absurdity it is awkward to hold the thing and sorry it isn't the arguement of it taking skill, because that is a lie as soon as you find out any games tha actually require you to use it. Not only that great actual games are coming out which utilize the old Snes style remote, and the fact they would put out a Tales game on the Xbox 360 and then take Tales of Symphonia one of the only RPG's on the Gamecube that didn't suck or was underrated, its sequal is coming out on the Wii! Why because Nintendo has never given a crap about its fanbase and can go fly a kite my G rated term for every profanity hate, rage, anger what have you I steer towards that industry. Once again I have nothing against casual gamers, though hey don't make a console from a major game industry, kick a majority of its fanbase to the curve to get on with manstream media's push towards casual gaming, by which they have now gone back to bashing hardcore gamers calling us the quintessential root to all youth problems of the day. Have you seen the ratio of casual games to RPGs, FPS's, RTS's, Fighting, etc games that Sony and Microsoft have the mental capacity above Nintendo's pet rock compentence level and understand the demographic to which is best to market games for. Both Sony and Microsoft offer a better balanced ratio of its family oriented games to others, while Wii in its infinite wisdom decided they wanted to be different i.e. retarded and make their console be so blantantly targeted to soccer mom that its pitiful few *game* games are buried bloody in a sea of sharkes, and we won't dare swim to their rescue, not even for it the Wii console's undercutting price of the Ps3, and Xbox 360. Before I get to mad and go on and on about how much I want Nintendo to befall some sort of natural disaster or possible virus that could kill all their computers and game producing software, or maybe if they had wisdom just dawn on them from the mighty higher power of God, I will end with this. Nintendo you Judas, betraying Brutus backstabbing Noobs, I know I say this in vain but with your next console grow a pair and learn about what your fans care about k?
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